imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

You punish yourself for being yourself.
My counsellor. (via onceadoring)
mannytoodope:

 My stomach is so excited it doesn’t know what to do.

mannytoodope:

 My stomach is so excited it doesn’t know what to do.

I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

heathchillhuxtable:

vinabean:

zimriya:

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Adulthood in a gif.

Man yes.

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*

crowfrost:

Hello people of tumblr, I’ve never asked for donations before in my six+ years of blogging, but my good friend and I are in a pretty shitty place right now. I have a verbally and sexually abusive father, and it’s critical that I get out of my home for my own sanity, and my friend…